A Stretchmark?

Well last night I was laying on the couch and was complaining to Joel how itchy my lower right abdomin was, so I look down and right underneath my scar from my appendix was a deep red line running vertically. I almost feel off of the couch. I was in complete and udder shock. I first thought it was a bug bite, there is no way I could have one this early is there. But yes, yes I can because this sucker is there and is in no way going to be going. So I will cherish this one little stretchy for the time being and lather him up with lots of cream, in hopes he stays little and in hopes that he will be one of few. A girl can dream right?